On my way back home from office, I notice this yellow small thing hanging beside of the exhaust pipe of a van.
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Sponge bob is one of my favourite cartoon character…and now he’s being hanged beside the exhaust pipe eating dust! omfg!
Anyhow, it’s really a creative way to hang it there…I mean, usually people would hang it under thier car mirror…maybe it’s his way of expressing how much he likes Sponge Bob!
After work that day, me and the gang went to E-gate mia Secret Recipe to have dinner. Actually we couldnt decide where to have dinner and since we haven’t been to Secret Recipe for quite some time already, we decided to dine there, which I don’t really care much because I’ve already eaten a bowl of hokkien mee before meeting up with the gang…ngek ngek.
Anyhow, I ordered a chicken curry puff and fresh milk, thinking the chicken curry puff might look like this.
Time past by real fast when we eng kang…Not long after a while, the food was served.
To my horror, it looks freaking like this. It’s like the screwed up karipok exploded internally and causes all its organ flying outside. See the row of black color crumbs? Way to go heating up the curry puff Secret Recipe!
Anyway, it was drizzling yesterday afternoon when I’m on my way back home from my company. I saw 3 sorhem riding bicycles, saw them in front of crystal point, the traffic light in front of N-park and USM. These riders are fast alright….because they’re f00king blocking the traffic, they’re doing no help but to worsen the traffic jam! Are they on some sort of secret training for some up coming competition or what, hell they picked this hectic hour to cycle! They’re fully equipped with those tight sporting outfits and headgear, so don’t tell me they’re riding bicycle back from work!
And worst of all, they cycle in a horizontal formation…which took up more spaces. Wah lao, beh dong them…please la, want cycle go cycle somewhere in the kampung, which you will only block some cows or goats…or maybe the cows will get annoyed too!
Me and Blu slept damn early onna Friday night, around 9pm we slept and woke up only on the next day around 10am. We went to Gurney to watch the earliest movie available for Storm the Yard, the movie was around 2 hours, which I felt a bit bored 
We noticed there were lotta ppl in front of Nike shop.
There were these 2 or women who dressed up and act like a fake robotic barbie dolls. Must be very tiring as the barbie girls have to keep moving thier whole body like a robot, swerving and waving thier hands in a slow and fix motion. Wonder how much they get paid a day for this kinda stuff! So how do you play with your barbie dolls? Do you peep under her skirts? 
Me and Blu actually wanted to buy a pet, it’s a kinda tortoise sort of animal ( whatever ), the main different is these tortoises like to eat meat and they’re more violent so I heard. We went to a few shops trying to find the pet we wanted but to no avail, so we went to Pragin Mall, there’s 1 shop there selling all those aquarium stuff.
FUYOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, we saw some cute little digi dudes there dancing.
Weird thing is they never color thier face in yellow color! Bah…and they’re not cute at all 
And and they’re not fat enough!
Wondering if the digi dude get paid as good as the barbie girls hmm!
In the end, we still unable to find the violent tortoise we wanted.
On the next day – Sunday, we went to the pc fair, damn there was hell lotta ppl when we reach there around 1145am.
I got myself a Logitech mouse.
If you dont intend to buy anything, it’s advisable that you dont go to the pc fair, one hella massive human traffic jam!
This year I got a whooping(farking) 3% increment for my salary…moody for sometime before I get over it.
We watched spiderman 3 onna 1st of May, found it quite boring actually. Peter and MJ always quarrel and our good old hero is still staying in that stupid apartment with a spoilt door. The only cool thing is the black spidy
There’s this door in the guys’ toilet in GSC. Maybe he meant “If you want to Fark/Find a chinese chicken, fone to me – 016xxxxxx”. hehe
After that, we’ve had a BBQ party in Nut’s house, Kan Gary and his girlfriend came late, which left them not much food variety to choose from.
Kangary’s leg
The 5 days holidays past by so fast that I didn’t even have time to wank happily.
5th of May, Blu was quite moody and she said she feels like drinking, we ended up in SegaFredo…
When I first catch my glimpse on this, I keep bugging the gang to order a jar of beer so that I could get a free key chain. We’ll get a free Arsenal jersey key chain if we order a jar or a bucket of beer. Abi ordered a bottle of Vodka…damn, they should have given out FREE key chain when our order exceeded xxx amount one! I still don’t get my key chain.
We met Elin after a while and I was still making a fuss out of the key chain, and she said “hey, I got 2 down there the place I’m sitting”. Anyhow in the end I’ve gotten my cool Arsenal jersey key chain from Elin! Thanks Elin…you’re never that beautiful
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Pussy got drunk and started talking nonsense, too bad he didn’t told us any secrets regarding how he cheated and raped those underage students!!